November 2011
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What would a mother do if her child hits her
damnthatswhatshesaid:
An Asian mother would put the
An African American mother would put the
A Hispanic mother would put the
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
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My future boyfriend will be a spoiled fuck.
All you can eat sandwiches.
All you can eat noodles.
All you can eat pussy.
Back massages.
Tons of sex.
Movie buddy.
Sports watching buddy.
Sex buddy.
Random notes.
Random gifts.
Random sex.
Trips to Disneyland.
Trips to aquariums.
Trips to drive-ins.
Trips to my vagina.
TRIPS TO MY VAGINA!
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So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very...
Plans for when I get my own place with someone I...
Wake up. Have sex. Make breakfast. Have sex. Go to work and wish I was home. Come home. Have a snack. Have sex. Watch TV. Get distracted by sex. Continue having sex. Take a shower. Have sex in the shower. Cook dinner. Have sex. Go to sleep.
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Nickelback walks into a bar. There’s no punch line...
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